Dorsel Fins and Kookamunga
*gets home from band practice*
thebeachthing:

you should read this.

thebeachthing:

you should read this.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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yelyahalive:

squldward:

good-vibes-set-in:

dreamitstheonlywayout:

THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJNUGJEBFBFI

LOOK AT THE LAST ONE. LOOK HOW DAMN HAPPY HE IS OMFG

I HAVE A BIG CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH ON YOU

THE WAY SHE COVERS HER MOUTH WHEN HE ASKS HER TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND I FUCKING CAN’T

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans