how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
the year is 2063
pete wentz and patrick stump are in a retirement home
they play bingo, eat pudding, and talk of the good old days of fall out boy
but something is wrong
they don’t know what exactly, but they can sense it
life goes on
one day, however, while playing checkers on the lawn, pete suddenly realizes what has been plaguing him the whole time
he looks at patrick, and then glances off at the sunset and whispers
"we forgot to make that next music video"
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the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
oh. my. god.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
I don’t know if some of you have been to these live reads at LACMA, where a classic film is read live on stage by actors who just sit and read the script. We did one recently of American Pie, but we reversed the gender roles. All the women played men; all the men played women. And it was so fascinating to be a part of this because, as the women took on these central roles — they had all the good lines, they had all the good laughs, all the great moments — the men who joined us to sit on stage started squirming rather uncomfortably and got really bored because they weren’t used to being the supporting cast.
It was fascinating to feel their discomfort [and] to discuss it with them afterward, when they said, “It’s boring to play the girl role!” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah. You think? Welcome to our world!
Olivia Wilde crushing it when she talks about women in Hollywood. (via leanin)
Though the idea of there being “good” or “funny” lines in American Pie is just grotesque
When you’re playing a video game and you get a certain quantity of money in it and you decide that you don’t want to fall below that quantity
But as you reach higher financial milestones your “minimum” gets higher and higher, until you’re like “I just can’t fall below 2 million gold.”
And then you wonder …
Is this what happened to Mitt Romney?