you should read this.
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJNUGJEBFBFI
LOOK AT THE LAST ONE. LOOK HOW DAMN HAPPY HE IS OMFG
I HAVE A BIG CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH ON YOU
THE WAY SHE COVERS HER MOUTH WHEN HE ASKS HER TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND I FUCKING CAN’T
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
Some of the funniest book dedications ever.