I’ve had worse housemates.
Is Death, single?
this sounds like a great idea for a tv show
Someone make this a book
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
no one understands my love for Wednesday Adams
Wednesday Addams is my spirit guide
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
Sometimes there are pretty selfies like
BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS
If I don’t stop
I’m going to die
Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..
Now this iswhy
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
(Inspired by other posts I’ve seen here and there on Tumblr)
one hundred notes. do you know how fucking long it took to cut out all of these with an exacto knife and scissors i cut myself like eight times i would appreciate some fucking credit here
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